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Dogged Woman
updated: Oct 30, 2010, 10:15 AM

Dear Edda,

My husband dogs me all the time. He and his boys chill in the crib and slam down forties every night and don't pick up after themselves. On the weekend, he rolls with his bros down to Sandpiper and says he's hitting nine, but always slices to eighteen.

Forget about Sunday! That's when he hangs on the couch, watching pigskins and pounding brewskis. He spends every minute channel surfing so he can track his fantasy football. Then he jacks my ride to go out to ‘Cito for steaks!

Our Dachshund, YoYo, doesn't even recognize him when he's around, and she goes all Cujo and stuff, and then he gets all, "You should call the dog whisperer." He should call the dog whisperer, the dog doesn't bark at me. What should I do?

Signed,
Dogged Woman

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Dear Dogged Woman,

Huh?

-Edda


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Comments in order of when they were received | (reverse order)

 SHOREBIRD agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 10:23 AM

Ecourage the dog to bite him.

 

 COMMENT 117143 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 10:23 AM

Please - a translator - I don't speak jive......

 

 ROGER DODGER agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 10:26 AM

Sounds like a good man.

 

 COMMENT 117152 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 10:49 AM

Fake jive: I agree with Edda this time, and that's saying something. Sounds like you either need to get some girlfriends and re-take the homestead, or get real about what you co-created and examine your options. But if I read your attempt at ebonics correctly it sounds more like you wanted a certain type of man, and then when you got it you didn't know what to do with it. On the other hand I'm also wondering if you're maybe a 13 year-old with nothing better to do, so you made-up this post for your own entertainment.

 

 COMMENT 117158P agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 11:10 AM

Even Barbara Billin'sly wouldn't be able t'dig it dat fake stuff. What it is, Mama!

 

 COMMENT 117162P agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 11:36 AM

Girl, you just be tripin'. Mo money mo problems, know what I'm sayin?

 

 COMMENT 117164 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 11:44 AM

This can't be real. If it's real that is scary.

 

 COMMENT 117184 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 12:53 PM

You sound like a ray of sunshine. I forgot my violin to play along with your sad 'tail.'

 

 COMMENT 117189 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 02:08 PM

That was a waste of an article. I am sorry I read it.

 

 ROGER DODGER agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 02:37 PM

Whats wrong with chillin with your peeps?

 

 COMMENT 117197 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 02:57 PM

117189, if it was such a waste of time, why did you take even more time to post?

 

 COMMENT 117205 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 03:57 PM

Cos' what's the point of complaining if you can't share,misery needs company

 

 COMMENT 117217 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-30 05:13 PM

I heard of the guy.........Could it be the Cigar man?

 

 COMMENT 117240 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-31 06:08 AM

Sounds like someone was putting Edda on for their own entertainment...

 

 COMMENT 117284 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-10-31 09:25 AM

LOL!

 

 COMMENT 117509 agree helpful negative off topic

2010-11-01 10:02 AM

117143: Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

 

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