293 - hey you get an A+ for scientific observation, deduction, and conclusion. You can show the thousands of scientists all over the world how it is done because they are a bunch of ignoramuses in comparison. I'll buy your scientific treatise as soon as it is available in bookstores. You ought to make a fortune.
I noticed that a high percentage of kelp flies have begun circling beached kelp in a clockwise direction. This is likely a result of Global warming which was accurately predicted years ago by the scientists at the Royal Academy of Lugado.